Apparently, in Moscow, once you’ve been in prison, you’ll never want to leave:
A Russian mugger stole a woman’s cake as she walked by, then asked the victim to call police so he could go back to prison, Russian media reported Tuesday. – [Yahoo/Reuters]
OOOOK then… Very interesting. Who knows. Maybe he made some “friends” on the inside, and couldn’t be without them. All I know is that stealing a ladies cake and giving it back to her isn’t actually theft. It’s called borrowing. And he ought not to go back to jail for it.
See, this is a typical example of the shoddy work I have been talking about in prior posts. If he really wanted to guarantee he would get thrown back in the slammer, he needed to do something really, really serious. Like, let say, steal a lady’s hand bag. And her finger. Or her arm. In fact, definitely her arm. That would get him big house time for sure…
Mugger takes the cake – [AP/Reuters]