Necros. Not just for forums any more…

From the “What the…!” Dept., I bring you a dose of mind numbingly unbelievable reality. The sensitive among you may want to skip this post. Otherwise, read on:

A Teaneck hospital lab technician has been jailed after being accused of sexually abusing the corpse of a 92-year-old woman, authorities say. – [Yahoo/AP]

Erm. Where to begin. Ya know, I’ve got no problem with older ladies getting it on with younger men. And if you’re a young guy who likes older women, more power to you. But isn’t there a cut-off point? Don’t you have some set of criteria to help you determine exactly how old is “too old”? And wouldn’t death be a major eliminating factor? I mean,  you would think that rigor mortis would be a good indicator that she’s probably way too far past her peak for the relationship to work. But it could just be me.

To be honest, (no offense intended to any 90+ year old ladies who may be reading this) I have difficulties imagining getting it on with a live 92 year old woman, never mind a dead one. But this guy… well… At least you can say he ain’t picky. That’s not what I’d say. You can say it. If you want to. But I think he’s just plain nuts.

Tech accused of abusing elderly corpse – [Yahoo/AP]

4 thoughts on “Necros. Not just for forums any more…

  1. Outrageous. Necro-ing out with a 92 year-old?? That’s messed up. No one’s ever even tried to rufie me, and this lady gets felt up while she’s dead. That’s even more messed up.

  2. What?! You ain’t ever been rufied?!? Aw, now that’s just wrong. I see no reason why you wouldn’t make a prime rufie target. Just makes no sense. The world is such a cold, unfair, crazy, mixed-up place…

  3. lol. Goddamn! Hide the viagra!!

    Seriously, though, in case you were wondering, studies indicate most necros are terrified of approaching live women.

  4. LOL Actually, I hadn’t given it much thought, but now that you mention it, I can understand how a necrophiliac might have problems approaching a real, live woman… :)

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