Subjective Objectivism

My New Years Resolutions!

Well, my single biggest new year resolution is to become ambitious. Take over the world. Rule with an iron fist, a flaming sword and merciless, fire-laden cat-o’-nine-tails. I’d also like to be friendlier. Perhaps be a little more outgoing. Maybe go to a party. Or even two. Obviously, my appearance will make it a little difficult, but I’ll just take little baby steps, baby steps…

Maybe even tackle the big H! Gain a sense of humor! Yeah, that’s right ladies and germs, this year, I’m going to give some different kinds of humor a shot. Maybe a little less social criticism and a little more societal ridicule. (Yes. There is a difference). Overall, a little less stiff upper lip. That sort of thing. We’ll see how it goes.

Might even change my site layout. WOW! Life changing Huh?!?!? LOL…

I hope y’all have a great year, and hope you fare well with your new years resolutions. Just so long as you do not fare as well I. I shall be busy plotting how to take over the world from my secret underground lair… >:)

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